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<title>Welcome new BoNG Admins!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Laaaaadddddieeeeessss and Gentlemenmmmmmmmmm ! ! ! ! Please welcome two long time Bong members to the server admin ranks.  <a class='bbcode' href='http://gravitybong.net/user.php?id.319' >Professor Jerk </a>(formerly known as Machinefist) and <a class='bbcode' href='http://gravitybong.net/user.php?id.557' > HolyASS </a>were inducted into the fold as all-powerful spam kickers, spawn-camper slayers, and ass-hat abusers.  As I usually suggest, add them to your friends list and make use if their abilities to release their power-hungry wrath on community ne'er-do-wells.  Welcome Machine and Holy!<br />]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[Laaaaadddddieeeeessss and Gentlemenmmmmmmmmm ! ! ! ! Please welcome two long time Bong members to the server admin ranks.  <a class='bbcode' href='http://gravitybong.net/user.php?id.319' >Professor Jerk </a>(formerly known as Machinefist) and <a class='bbcode' href='http://gravitybong.net/user.php?id.557' > HolyASS </a>were inducted into the fold as all-powerful spam kickers, spawn-camper slayers, and ass-hat abusers.  As I usually suggest, add them to your friends list and make use if their abilities to release their power-hungry wrath on community ne'er-do-wells.  Welcome Machine and Holy!<br />]]></content:encoded>
<category domain='http://www.gravitybong.net/news.php?cat.6'>Gravity Bong News</category>
<dc:creator>Skyhawk</dc:creator>
<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2012 06:28:12 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>February Cash Giveaway Winners!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[As February has wrapped up so has the February Cash Giveaway! The Gravity Bong was pleased to host the event to award the top ranking players over the month. Thank you for all those who participated, we saw a lot of new faces join the community and some renewed excitement in our regulars. Here are the top 10 players over the month:<br /><br /><strong class='bbcode bold'><span style='color:#d9dd5f'>1st</span> - 81,105 pts - <span style='color:#d9dd5f'>Beldar the Weldar</span><br /><span style='color:#d9dd5f'>2nd</span> - 47,288 - <span style='color:#d9dd5f'>Wicked JT </span><br /><span style='color:#d9dd5f'>3rd</span> - 37,456 - <span style='color:#d9dd5f'>opioid </span><br /><span style='color:#d9dd5f'>4th</span> - 33,761 - <span style='color:#d9dd5f'>uplifted </span><br /><span style='color:#d9dd5f'>5th</span> - 33,325 - <span style='color:#d9dd5f'>ThoseFookinPrawns</span><br /><br /><span style='color:#d9dd5f'>6th</span> - 24,622 - <span style='color:#d9dd5f'>Yahoozy</span><br /><span style='color:#d9dd5f'>7th</span> - 22,069 - <span style='color:#d9dd5f'>HolyASS</span><br /><span style='color:#d9dd5f'>8th</span> - 20,669 - <span style='color:#d9dd5f'>Joker71005</span><br /><span style='color:#d9dd5f'>9th</span> - 15,760 - <span style='color:#d9dd5f'>Khamir</span><br /><span style='color:#d9dd5f'>10th</span> - 15,120 - <span style='color:#d9dd5f'>TheAntiHick</span></strong><br /><br /><em class='bbcode italic'><strong class='bbcode bold'>* Final results</strong></em><br /><br />Congrats to the winners, you will be receiving a PM shortly to award prizes. Monthly stats have been reset for March, but you may easily review your stats and points by day through our lifetime stats by selecting a Player -> Player Trend -> Overview. <br /><br />If you <a class='bbcode' href='http://gravitybong.net/plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?50184.0' >registered</a> for this event and would like to know your pts total and how they were calculated just shoot me a PM. If you have any comments regarding the event, or want to give Beldar some shit  <img src='http://www.gravitybong.net/images/emotes/default/Drunk_emoticon.gif' alt='' style='vertical-align:middle; border:0' />  ... feel free to post <a class='bbcode' href='' >here</a>.<br /><br />In addition, we've had some sponsors of additional prizes arise for players in 6th-10th. Additional prizes and PMs will be announced shortly.<br /><br />Thanks again &amp; bong on!<br />]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[As February has wrapped up so has the February Cash Giveaway! The Gravity Bong was pleased to host the event to award the top ranking players over the month. Thank you for all those who participated, we saw a lot of new faces join the community and some renewed excitement in our regulars. Here are the top 10 players over the month:<br /><br /><strong class='bbcode bold'><span style='color:#d9dd5f'>1st</span> - 81,105 pts - <span style='color:#d9dd5f'>Beldar the Weldar</span><br /><span style='color:#d9dd5f'>2nd</span> - 47,288 - <span style='color:#d9dd5f'>Wicked JT </span><br /><span style='color:#d9dd5f'>3rd</span> - 37,456 - <span style='color:#d9dd5f'>opioid </span><br /><span style='color:#d9dd5f'>4th</span> - 33,761 - <span style='color:#d9dd5f'>uplifted </span><br /><span style='color:#d9dd5f'>5th</span> - 33,325 - <span style='color:#d9dd5f'>ThoseFookinPrawns</span><br /><br /><span style='color:#d9dd5f'>6th</span> - 24,622 - <span style='color:#d9dd5f'>Yahoozy</span><br /><span style='color:#d9dd5f'>7th</span> - 22,069 - <span style='color:#d9dd5f'>HolyASS</span><br /><span style='color:#d9dd5f'>8th</span> - 20,669 - <span style='color:#d9dd5f'>Joker71005</span><br /><span style='color:#d9dd5f'>9th</span> - 15,760 - <span style='color:#d9dd5f'>Khamir</span><br /><span style='color:#d9dd5f'>10th</span> - 15,120 - <span style='color:#d9dd5f'>TheAntiHick</span></strong><br /><br /><em class='bbcode italic'><strong class='bbcode bold'>* Final results</strong></em><br /><br />Congrats to the winners, you will be receiving a PM shortly to award prizes. Monthly stats have been reset for March, but you may easily review your stats and points by day through our lifetime stats by selecting a Player -> Player Trend -> Overview. <br /><br />If you <a class='bbcode' href='http://gravitybong.net/plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?50184.0' >registered</a> for this event and would like to know your pts total and how they were calculated just shoot me a PM. If you have any comments regarding the event, or want to give Beldar some shit  <img src='http://www.gravitybong.net/images/emotes/default/Drunk_emoticon.gif' alt='' style='vertical-align:middle; border:0' />  ... feel free to post <a class='bbcode' href='' >here</a>.<br /><br />In addition, we've had some sponsors of additional prizes arise for players in 6th-10th. Additional prizes and PMs will be announced shortly.<br /><br />Thanks again &amp; bong on!<br />]]></content:encoded>
<category domain='http://www.gravitybong.net/news.php?cat.5'>Gravity Bong Event</category>
<dc:creator>HeLiX</dc:creator>
<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 12:59:41 -0600</pubDate>
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<title>Friday FragFest</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Long week? Grab a six pack or papers and come join us for some frag'n this Friday night! Hop on the Gravity Bong at 5pm as we bump the server's player slots from 24 to 32 until morning! <br /><br />Class restrictions will be increased accordingly to match the normal game balance. Stats will be recording, so if you're behind on the February Cash Giveaway then catch up on points while there's more to kill! <br /><br />At this time the event is only planned for 2/10/2012.<br />]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[Long week? Grab a six pack or papers and come join us for some frag'n this Friday night! Hop on the Gravity Bong at 5pm as we bump the server's player slots from 24 to 32 until morning! <br /><br />Class restrictions will be increased accordingly to match the normal game balance. Stats will be recording, so if you're behind on the February Cash Giveaway then catch up on points while there's more to kill! <br /><br />At this time the event is only planned for 2/10/2012.<br />]]></content:encoded>
<category domain='http://www.gravitybong.net/news.php?cat.5'>Gravity Bong Event</category>
<dc:creator>HeLiX</dc:creator>
<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:10:58 -0600</pubDate>
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<title>February Cash Giveaway!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Do you like cash? Good, so do we! For the month of February the top five players on our server will be awarded cash and prizes ($100, $50, $25, 5 keys, and 2 keys respectively). The contest will begin at 12:00AM CST February 1, 2012 and run through 11:59PM CST February 29, 2012. Stats will only be recording when the server has 14 or more players connected. Anyone may participate in this event, admins included. Admin access to the monthly stats will be restricted during the duration of the contest.<br /><br /><strong class='bbcode bold'>The monthly stats &amp; standings have been blocked from viewing during the month to keep player ranks more of a surprise. Players will be able to view full stat history over the month following the conclusion of the contest. The top 5 player standings will be released on the 10th,  20th, and upon conclusion of the contest.</strong> <br /><br /><br /><strong class='bbcode bold'>To qualify you must:<br /></strong><br /><span style='color:#d9dd5a'>-</span> <em class='bbcode italic'>Have time already logged on our server with your STEAMID as of this exact moment in time. It can be anything from a minute to a day, but you must have played on the Gravity Bong prior to this contest being announced. (<a class='bbcode' href='http://bong.hlstatsx.com/search?si=players&amp;rc=tf&amp;q=&amp;x=35&amp;y=10' >Check here</a>).</em><br /><br /><span style='color:#d9dd5a'>-</span> <em class='bbcode italic'>You must register by posting in the registration thread. Doesn't matter what, just as long as you post in it during the month of February. To keep track, any more than one post by the same user will be deleted. (<a class='bbcode' href='http://www.gravitybong.net/plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?50184' >Register here</a>).</em><br /><br /><span style='color:#d9dd5a'>-</span> <em class='bbcode italic'>We do not have any rules per say, as this is a new contest we have never explored. We will address any concerns as they arise. </em><br /><br /><strong class='bbcode bold'>As always Bong on, Good Luck, and don't drink the water.</strong><br />]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[Do you like cash? Good, so do we! For the month of February the top five players on our server will be awarded cash and prizes ($100, $50, $25, 5 keys, and 2 keys respectively). The contest will begin at 12:00AM CST February 1, 2012 and run through 11:59PM CST February 29, 2012. Stats will only be recording when the server has 14 or more players connected. Anyone may participate in this event, admins included. Admin access to the monthly stats will be restricted during the duration of the contest.<br /><br /><strong class='bbcode bold'>The monthly stats &amp; standings have been blocked from viewing during the month to keep player ranks more of a surprise. Players will be able to view full stat history over the month following the conclusion of the contest. The top 5 player standings will be released on the 10th,  20th, and upon conclusion of the contest.</strong> <br /><br /><br /><strong class='bbcode bold'>To qualify you must:<br /></strong><br /><span style='color:#d9dd5a'>-</span> <em class='bbcode italic'>Have time already logged on our server with your STEAMID as of this exact moment in time. It can be anything from a minute to a day, but you must have played on the Gravity Bong prior to this contest being announced. (<a class='bbcode' href='http://bong.hlstatsx.com/search?si=players&amp;rc=tf&amp;q=&amp;x=35&amp;y=10' >Check here</a>).</em><br /><br /><span style='color:#d9dd5a'>-</span> <em class='bbcode italic'>You must register by posting in the registration thread. Doesn't matter what, just as long as you post in it during the month of February. To keep track, any more than one post by the same user will be deleted. (<a class='bbcode' href='http://www.gravitybong.net/plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?50184' >Register here</a>).</em><br /><br /><span style='color:#d9dd5a'>-</span> <em class='bbcode italic'>We do not have any rules per say, as this is a new contest we have never explored. We will address any concerns as they arise. </em><br /><br /><strong class='bbcode bold'>As always Bong on, Good Luck, and don't drink the water.</strong><br />]]></content:encoded>
<category domain='http://www.gravitybong.net/news.php?cat.5'>Gravity Bong Event</category>
<dc:creator>HeLiX</dc:creator>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 08:51:46 -0600</pubDate>
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<title>Welcome two new BoNg Admins!!!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Please welcome Seren and Yahoozy as new BONG admins!  Add them to your friends list to harass the sh!t out of them with your requests to change your color, boot that hacker, mute the 10-year-old, kick the AFks, and turn on all talk so you can spam your music.  <br /><br />Seems the server is picking back up now that the new has worn off Skyrim.  The rotation server has moved on to other duties, the 2Fort server was busy fighting the Monoculous at Halloween, so if anyone is interested in reinstating happy hours and map changes, we are always open to suggestions to keep things interesting.<br /><br />And since you asked, YES the Gravity BonG still takes donations (look to the left, don't be shy).<br /><br />bOng on<br />]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[Please welcome Seren and Yahoozy as new BONG admins!  Add them to your friends list to harass the sh!t out of them with your requests to change your color, boot that hacker, mute the 10-year-old, kick the AFks, and turn on all talk so you can spam your music.  <br /><br />Seems the server is picking back up now that the new has worn off Skyrim.  The rotation server has moved on to other duties, the 2Fort server was busy fighting the Monoculous at Halloween, so if anyone is interested in reinstating happy hours and map changes, we are always open to suggestions to keep things interesting.<br /><br />And since you asked, YES the Gravity BonG still takes donations (look to the left, don't be shy).<br /><br />bOng on<br />]]></content:encoded>
<category domain='http://www.gravitybong.net/news.php?cat.3'>Team Fortress 2</category>
<dc:creator>Skyhawk</dc:creator>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 18:21:59 -0600</pubDate>
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<title>Whoops...my bad</title>
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<description><![CDATA[I have self diagnosed aspergers, which means I can say anything I want.]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[So, apparently alot of random issues that have been plaguing the BONG lately are totally my fault.  Being the attention whore that I am, I felt the need to make a news post about it confessing to my stupidity and begging for your forgiveness.<br /><br />Apparently I had left in place one of several anti-ddos measures I attempted during the period of time that we were being attacked.  This was severely restricting the amount of requests the server would answer per second.<br /><br />Admins will immediately recognize that the ping graph in HLSW is totally cleared up.  Yep, that whole mess was totally my bad.  Regulars will notice that the server now actually exists in steam, as far as server info, server browser, etc...<br /><br />I imagine this may help with some of the lag issues as well.<br /><br />I apologize for all of this being a problem in the first place, as something like that should have been corrected like 2 months ago.  I am a failure, and I plan on drinking myself to death later tonight.<br /><br />But, good side, problem fixed!<br /><br />]]></content:encoded>
<category domain='http://www.gravitybong.net/news.php?cat.3'>Team Fortress 2</category>
<dc:creator>AntiHick</dc:creator>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2011 14:34:03 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>So there is this BONG rotation server...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Hello BONG. Wanted to get the consensus of the rotation server's existence. As everyone knows from the in-game messages, you can jump to it with !hop. As Cyrus has been so kind as to provide said server, does anyone feel it is worth his resources to keep it? The server rotates between the games voted on a few months ago but I would be happy to install any map anyone asks for, set the map to play (assuming I am available at the time) modify the gravity and other variables, etc. <br /><br />I know the common argument against a second server is wanting to play with your friends and no one wants to commit to make the move to an empty server but if anyone has suggestion or comments, feel free to post.<br /><br />Skyhawk<br /><br />]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hello BONG. Wanted to get the consensus of the rotation server's existence. As everyone knows from the in-game messages, you can jump to it with !hop. As Cyrus has been so kind as to provide said server, does anyone feel it is worth his resources to keep it? The server rotates between the games voted on a few months ago but I would be happy to install any map anyone asks for, set the map to play (assuming I am available at the time) modify the gravity and other variables, etc. <br /><br />I know the common argument against a second server is wanting to play with your friends and no one wants to commit to make the move to an empty server but if anyone has suggestion or comments, feel free to post.<br /><br />Skyhawk<br /><br />]]></content:encoded>
<category domain='http://www.gravitybong.net/news.php?cat.6'>Gravity Bong News</category>
<dc:creator>Skyhawk</dc:creator>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 09:05:58 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Welcome to the BONG!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Welcome to the BONG!]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[So you got yerself a fancy schmancy new vidya game for FREE!!!  Good for you, Team Fortress has taken up more hours of my life than the entire time I spent in college.  If you found this page, you may have already made The Gravity Bong your home and we are glad to have you.  Just be sure to check out our forums and a few of the server rules, most just reminding you to not be an asshat and getting yourself banned. This server is as chill as any you will find but you gotta' respect others above all else.  No hate speech, no vulgar sprays, no racism, just peace and harmony and all that lovey dovey crap.<br /><br />Feel free to add a [BONG] tag to your name, your friend's name, your mom's name, doesn't matter to us, it's just advertising for our server if you play somewhere else (no, we ain't payin' you).  <br /><br />Our rotation server is off doing other things in some seedy industry but we have big plans to re-add another one soon.  If you have input for ways to improve our server, keep it to yerself, awright fine, send them to <a class='bbcode' href='http://gravitybong.net/user.php?id.7' > Hick</a>....<br /><br />On a last note, of course these free-to-play servers operate on donations.  We have a link at the left side of this very page where you can deposit all that extra cash you keep on hand.  Any amount is appreciated but hey, who wants to be a cheap-ass when you are having this much fun!<br />   <br />BONG On, the Admins..<br />]]></content:encoded>
<category domain='http://www.gravitybong.net/news.php?cat.6'>Gravity Bong News</category>
<dc:creator>Skyhawk</dc:creator>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 16:29:24 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>New Rotation Server!!!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Cyrus, we now have a rotation server, find it at 184.172.164.30.  Cyrus has taken suggestions for maps so give him your favorites.  On the 2Fort server, class limits have also been added for engie and sniper (2 each, unpucker, it's only a test).  As always, let us know what we can do to improve the server, because YOUR happiness is the highlight of our day...BONG ON.<br />]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[Thanks to Cyrus, we now have a rotation server, find it at 184.172.164.30.  Cyrus has taken suggestions for maps so give him your favorites.  On the 2Fort server, class limits have also been added for engie and sniper (2 each, unpucker, it's only a test).  As always, let us know what we can do to improve the server, because YOUR happiness is the highlight of our day...BONG ON.<br />]]></content:encoded>
<category domain='http://www.gravitybong.net/news.php?cat.6'>Gravity Bong News</category>
<dc:creator>Skyhawk</dc:creator>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2011 15:58:56 -0500</pubDate>
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