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Re: Powa, Khamir's revered kitty has gone on to the great catnip patch in the sky...
Sending you all the love right...
Posted by [BONG] BigJoeZD
Oct 06 : 06:45AM

Re: Powa, Khamir's revered kitty has gone on to the great catnip patch in the sky...
Thank you guys, I really appre...
Posted by khamir-ubitch
Oct 05 : 11:17PM

Re: Powa, Khamir's revered kitty has gone on to the great catnip patch in the sky...
This is unwelcome news. Later...
Posted by GravyTrain
Oct 05 : 06:40PM

Re: Powa, Khamir's revered kitty has gone on to the great catnip patch in the sky...
First Tom Petty, now Powa. I'...
Posted by holyass
Oct 04 : 08:39PM

Re: Powa, Khamir's revered kitty has gone on to the great catnip patch in the sky...
Sorry for your loss.
Posted by DrakeMegrim
Oct 03 : 04:40PM

Powa, Khamir's revered kitty has gone on to the great catnip patch in the sky...
Man this is a tough one. I've...
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Oct 03 : 03:46PM

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why order 3 when you can get a...
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Guys wanna go in on a pre-orde...
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kind ofit's like rock collecti...
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Mon May 02 2016, 09:35AM
Just Keep Swimming
Posted by SoraPiroB in Other category.
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Sometimes life gets hard. Maybe you're approaching a deadline and haven't started work. Maybe a friend or family member recently passed away. Or you could just be dissatisfied with life in general. But it won't be the end of world if you miss that deadline or take a week off of work to sort your emotions out. No one is going to blame you, they just might be going through the same thing. And don't be afraid to ask for help. Sometimes having someone else makes carrying that weight a little bit easier.

Now have some pictures of adorable animals:
http://www.gravitybong.net/plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?27877


Fri Apr 29 2016, 04:58PM
Berenstein Bears Conspiracy Theory
Posted by Dickbut in Team Fortress 2 category.
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Hello, Friends. I'm sure many of you fondly remember the Berenstein Bears children's books when you were still young, and I'm sure you often saw them at those goofy book fairs that no one ever actually participated in.

And I am also sure you very specifically remember the name as "Berenstein", except it's actually spelled "Berenstain". If you remember it as "Berenstein" you're probably stranded here from a parallel universe, and there's definitely no chance most of us just remembered the name incorrectly, right?

It's okay, Friends. I know you're very confused and upset right now. Don't worry, Uncle Dickbut is going to make everything okay.

http://mandelaeffect.com/berenstein-or-berenstain-bears/
Thu Apr 28 2016, 11:54AM
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU
Posted by GravyTrain in Team Fortress 2 category.
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After induction to the hallowed halls of GravityBong administration I’ve spent time reading tips from past admins. Among our chief weaponry are fear, surprise, and HLSW. Recently I’ve been engrossed in Fallout4 yet this has not interfered in my responsibilities. Through HLSW I receive alerts based on keywords in chat such as hacker, aimbot, and so forth and have been able to respond accordingly.

So, my friends, I write to ensure you all know that at most times help should only be a few keystrokes away. This can include a request to extend the round time, or perhaps your keen eyes have noted that Knife_out somehow got unbanned. Just give a shout in chat and we will get things fixed up. Remember; be clear in what you need and allow enough time for a response. Don’t wait until 5 seconds left before the rounds end asking for a time extension. Also note that we can see both teams chat as well. If an aimbot is on the enemy team feel safe in using team chat “admin, we have an aimbot on red, name xxXX420noscopeXXxx”. I can join, spectate, get a demo, and ban without tipping them off.

Lastly, I encourage you not to abuse this to just annoy admins and also be mindful when trash talking. It can get aggravating being alerted just because Scruff is dominating some skrub... again. Calling him a hacker in chat will alert even if it is a joke and we all know Scruff HAX but he pays fat cash to not be banned.
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It's so nice that sudo was able to raise such a nice and sweet anti-christ.
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Sudo's pic of his kid wound up on The Chive this morning, photo #9 http://thechive.com/2017/09/18/daily-morning-awesomeness-2/
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Psychonauts is available for free right now via Humble Bundle if anyone is interested
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Hurricanes abound. We got lucky here in South Texas. Stay safe my fellow Floridians. (and my heart goes out to our Texan folks affected)
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Stay safe Irma path friends!!! <3
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guys who misses hoblaster i sure don't
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Stay safe my coastal Texan friends! <3
Wolfwarrior27 [Aug 21 : 08:26PM]
Its okay hes all better now
Dickbut [Aug 21 : 01:17PM]
Um guys I think the Sun is sick today
GravyTrain [Jul 23 : 05:36PM]
is fun

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