Laaaaadddddieeeeessss and Gentlemenmmmmmmmmm ! ! ! ! Please welcome two long time Bong members to the server admin ranks. Professor Jerk (formerly known as Machinefist) and HolyASS were inducted into the fold as all-powerful spam kickers, spawn-camper slayers, and ass-hat abusers. As I usually suggest, add them to your friends list and make use if their abilities to release their power-hungry wrath on community ne'er-do-wells. Welcome Machine and Holy!

As February has wrapped up so has the February Cash Giveaway! The Gravity Bong was pleased to host the event to award the top ranking players over the month. Thank you for all those who participated, we saw a lot of new faces join the community and some renewed excitement in our regulars. Here are the top 10 players over the month:

1st - 81,105 pts - Beldar the Weldar
2nd - 47,288 - Wicked JT
3rd - 37,456 - opioid
4th - 33,761 - uplifted
5th - 33,325 - ThoseFookinPrawns

6th - 24,622 - Yahoozy
7th - 22,069 - HolyASS
8th - 20,669 - Joker71005
9th - 15,760 - Khamir
10th - 15,120 - TheAntiHick

* Final results

Congrats to the winners, you will be receiving a PM shortly to award prizes. Monthly stats have been reset for March, but you may easily review your stats and points by day through our lifetime stats by selecting a Player -> Player Trend -> Overview.

If you registered for this event and would like to know your pts total and how they were calculated just shoot me a PM. If you have any comments regarding the event, or want to give Beldar some shit ... feel free to post here.

In addition, we've had some sponsors of additional prizes arise for players in 6th-10th. Additional prizes and PMs will be announced shortly.

Thanks again & bong on!

Long week? Grab a six pack or papers and come join us for some frag'n this Friday night! Hop on the Gravity Bong at 5pm as we bump the server's player slots from 24 to 32 until morning!

Class restrictions will be increased accordingly to match the normal game balance. Stats will be recording, so if you're behind on the February Cash Giveaway then catch up on points while there's more to kill!

At this time the event is only planned for 2/10/2012.

Do you like cash? Good, so do we! For the month of February the top five players on our server will be awarded cash and prizes ($100, $50, $25, 5 keys, and 2 keys respectively). The contest will begin at 12:00AM CST February 1, 2012 and run through 11:59PM CST February 29, 2012. Stats will only be recording when the server has 14 or more players connected. Anyone may participate in this event, admins included. Admin access to the monthly stats will be restricted during the duration of the contest.

The monthly stats & standings have been blocked from viewing during the month to keep player ranks more of a surprise. Players will be able to view full stat history over the month following the conclusion of the contest. The top 5 player standings will be released on the 10th, 20th, and upon conclusion of the contest.


To qualify you must:

- Have time already logged on our server with your STEAMID as of this exact moment in time. It can be anything from a minute to a day, but you must have played on the Gravity Bong prior to this contest being announced. (Check here).

- You must register by posting in the registration thread. Doesn't matter what, just as long as you post in it during the month of February. To keep track, any more than one post by the same user will be deleted. (Register here).

- We do not have any rules per say, as this is a new contest we have never explored. We will address any concerns as they arise.

As always Bong on, Good Luck, and don't drink the water.